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Redneck Stealth Bomber

Bubba takes target practice to a higher level

Redneck Stealth Bomber thanks to Cathy Young

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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