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Redneck Neighborhood Watch

How Bubba and his friends greet looters

Redneck Neighborhood Watch thanks to Mike King

Where looting is no longer a problem

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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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