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Redneck Neighborhood Watch

How Bubba and his friends greet looters

Redneck Neighborhood Watch thanks to Mike King

Where looting is no longer a problem

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A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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