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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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