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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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