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The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Being a critic is easy. Complaining is easy. If you want to make a difference - find a solution. - Unknown

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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