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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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