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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. - William R Inge

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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