Redneck Mailbox

I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz