Redneck GPS
Bubba's 'Wooden GPS System' - wooden you like one!
QuotaBillsThey know a lot about location. - Donald Trump
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Checkpoint: A location from which the programmer draws his salary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright
My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson
Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com