Redneck GPS

They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Checkpoint: A location from which the programmer draws his salary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com