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Redneck GPS

Bubba's 'Wooden GPS System' - wooden you like one!

Redneck GPS thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Checkpoint: A location from which the programmer draws his salary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


Water Aerobics

Weight Watchers Bus

Owl Perch

Stuck On High Gear

Downhill Safari

First Drink And Drive Promo

Lottery Chances

Owl Pose

Magnetic Personality

Broken Window Repair

Zamboni Mohawk

Hand Tool

Lane Closure

Chainsaw-Powered 'Dolmette' Super-Motorcycle

Lego Wall Repair

High Tensile Snow

Newborn Canadian

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Drawn To Curiosity

Redneck Cook

Owl Friends

Economy Hit Hard

Baby Sidecar

Useless Fire Extinguishers