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Redneck Furnace

Bubba's proud of his first pipe dream

Redneck Furnace thanks to Kirk Lowry

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I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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