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Redneck Fifth Wheel
Look out Utah - here he comes... You might say that things went off without a hitch
Bubba’s hooked up and ready to fly! The extra weight really smoothed out the truck ride, even though he did have to air up the rear tires a bit (around 160 psi).
Hidden Hitch - the leader in custom trailer hitch and accessory products... Bubba's best friends advised him to use heavy-duty chain for extra support on the tailgate (he even used Heavy-Duty “S" hooks to attach the chain). And for extra safety, Bubba also paid for BIG 5/16" sheet metal screws to attach the frame to the tailgate. Yeah, it's overkill, but Bubba didn't want the possibility of having an accident. Much of his time was spent on the front porch whittling down that MASSIVE 4x4 board to fit precisely into the ball mount receiver - using a 14" piece of 4x4 to help distribute the load more evenly. It cost a little more, but you just can't be too safe when pulling a trailer of this magnitude!
Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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