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Redneck Camera Phone

Now Bubba photo shares pictures with his e-mail buddies

Redneck Camera Phone thanks to Mike King

Arkansas point and click technology

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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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