Redneck Baby Stroller
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QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com