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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dare to dream big. - Unknown

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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