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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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Baby's Dog Rug

Chair Folders

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Swim Fingers

Vatican Wall

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Modern Romance

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Handbell Registration

Spamdex Pork Shorts

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Duct Tape Wall Bed

Pilot Lounge

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Chopper Bike

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