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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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