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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

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Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown


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