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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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