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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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