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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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