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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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