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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Tightwad: One who has an impediment in his reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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