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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. - Vaibhav Shah

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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