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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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