#1 humor site on the 'net

Reach For Your Dreams

Cat in the act!

Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

QuotaBills
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. - Vaibhav Shah

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


Baby Clone

Piano Ring

Religious Nuts

Funnel Farm

Urinal Challenge

Snow Detour

Redneck GPS

Snow Receiver

Book Perspective

Why Stand In Line?

How Twins Are Made

Ups and Downs

Irish Flu Shots

Snake Circle

Romantic Accident

Winter Mirror

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Abbey Road Joe-kster and Bernie

Straws

Chernobyl Fish

Hard Working Cop

Mechanic's Work Table

Canadian Tennis

Swimsuit Police