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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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