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Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

Once you're finished horsing around, it’s my turn!'

Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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