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Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

Once you're finished horsing around, it’s my turn!'

Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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