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Put On A Happy Face

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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