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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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