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Put On A Happy Face

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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