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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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