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Put On A Happy Face

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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