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Put On A Happy Face

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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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