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Put On A Happy Face

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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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