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Put On A Happy Face

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Put On A Happy Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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