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Put On A Happy Face

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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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