Proof of Global Warming

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison