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Power Line Road

Are you looking for power in all the wrong locations?

Power Line Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Plugging into your neighbourhood - Watts a matter with this picture?

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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