Politician Training
How to become a politician & fleece your consituents
New ethics training for politicians baaaaa-d for morale
QuotaBillsPolitics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser