#1 humor site on the 'net

Plumber's Party

Radiating your personality or just plum loco?

Plumber's Party thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


OCD Guy

Garage Add-on

Cow Vacation

ChristMoose Tree

Pilot Prop Job

Crow Species

Lawn Mirror

Fishing Addiction

Hairy Potter

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Crosswalk Casualty

The Tree Is Up, Dear

One Too Many

Owl Garden

GhetToes

Statue Pose

Magnetic Personality

Giant Texas Red Centipede

Snow Barrier

Buddhist Tempull

Truck Lift Repair

In-Spired Safety Tip

Secruity Parking Spot

Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake