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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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