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Peace Foot

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Peace Foot thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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