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Peace Foot

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Peace Foot thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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