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Pawano Lessons

Cat in the act while playing Beethoven's 'Fur e-Lease'

Pawano Lessons thanks to Cathy Young

Piano keyboard camouflage at its best

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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