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Pawano Lessons

Cat in the act while playing Beethoven's 'Fur e-Lease'

Pawano Lessons thanks to Cathy Young

Piano keyboard camouflage at its best

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Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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