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Expanding the size of a motorcycle rearview mirror

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Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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