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Pane-Full Motorcycle

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Pane-Full Motorcycle thanks to Bob Tasse

Expanding the size of a motorcycle rearview mirror

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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