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Pane-Full Motorcycle thanks to Bob Tasse

Expanding the size of a motorcycle rearview mirror

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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