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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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