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Nosey Bird

What's in it for me?

Nosey Bird thanks to Mike King

What's for dinner tonight?

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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