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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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