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No Go Intersection

Mind over matter doesn't matter at this intersection

No Go Intersection thanks to Bob Tasse

Signs of the Times - Rush Hour in Vancouver, B.C.

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do. - C S Lewis

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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