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Mind over matter doesn't matter at this intersection

No Go Intersection thanks to Bob Tasse

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Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

One way to keep momentum going is to have constantly greater goals. - Michael Korda

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

If people do things without thinking them through, that rubs me the wrong way. - John McEnroe

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. - Aristotle

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There is only one way to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it. - Dale Carnegie

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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