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No Go Intersection

Mind over matter doesn't matter at this intersection

No Go Intersection thanks to Bob Tasse

Signs of the Times - Rush Hour in Vancouver, B.C.

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Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Sentimentality is the only sentiment that rubs you the wrong way. - W Somerset Maugham

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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