Never Do Anything Wrong

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Despotism: The right to be wrong - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain