Never Do Anything Wrong
Be careful what you ask for - you just might get it
QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard
Despotism: The right to be wrong - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law
The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown
Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin
To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain