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Never Do Anything Wrong

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Never Do Anything Wrong thanks to Mike King

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

You can't depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - American Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. - Jimmy Hoffa

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. - H L Mencken

If people do things without thinking them through, that rubs me the wrong way. - John McEnroe

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Respect for the right of another to be wrong does not mean that the wrong is right. - Ravi Zacharias

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

Right is right, even if everyone is against it; and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it. - William Penn

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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