Never Do Anything Wrong

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

He who does wrong does wrong against himself. He who acts unjustly acts unjustly to himself. - Marcus Aurelius

The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. - Carl Jung

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia