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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham


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