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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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