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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe