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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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