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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon