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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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