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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

May love be what you remember most. - Darcie Sims

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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