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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!
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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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