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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Unless we love the truth we cannot know it. - Blaise Pascal

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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