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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!
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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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