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Mink Love

Fur-get me knot

Mink Love thanks to Mike King

How's he going to weasel out of this romance?

You otter be in pictures!

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Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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