QuotaBillsIn Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon
It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker
I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump
Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy
BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon
Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey