McDonalds Reaches Africa

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega