McDonalds Reaches Africa

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume