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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. - Laurence J Peter

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Reversing your treatment of the man you have wronged is better than asking his forgiveness. - Elbert Hubbard

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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