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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. - Sir Thomas More

To the man who is afraid everything rustles. - Sophocles

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it. - Elbert Hubbard

The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. - Charles Schwab

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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