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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Orthodoxy is my doxy; heterodoxy is another man's doxy. - William Warburton

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The man who lives by himself and for himself is likely to be corrupted by the company he keeps. - Charles H. Parkhurst

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown


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