The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up for a couple of weeks. They are up now and for some reason she will not talk to me...
QuotaBillsLight tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb
Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster
Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus
What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran
It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert
Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus
At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill
Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore
Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg
We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek
The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes
Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire
My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay
You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros