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Making Light of Christmas

A quick way to put up the Christmas lights this year

The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up for a couple of weeks. They are up now and for some reason she will not talk to me...

Making Light of Christmas thanks to Roy Taylor

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Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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