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Making Light of Christmas

A quick way to put up the Christmas lights this year

The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up for a couple of weeks. They are up now and for some reason she will not talk to me...

Making Light of Christmas thanks to Roy Taylor

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Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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