Making Light of Christmas

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer