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Electricians come wired for sound - Watt You See is Watts You Get!
Get your hair all tied in knots: Pigtail, Ponytail... Watt-a-tail
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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
Barbed Wire: A sarcastic telegram. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro