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Love Bike

Gripping story of love seats of the not-so-rich and famous

Love Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Chair-itable transportation where 2 can ride for the price of 1

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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