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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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