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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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