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Love Bike

Gripping story of love seats of the not-so-rich and famous

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

I love her and that's the beginning and end of everything. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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