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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald


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