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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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