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Love Bike

Gripping story of love seats of the not-so-rich and famous

Love Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Chair-itable transportation where 2 can ride for the price of 1

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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