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Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Antibody: 1. Against everyone; 2. Your Uncle's wife. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin


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