Lost Uncle
When it's safe to go fishing for a Great White Shark
Dad, I think I know where Uncle Fred's been hanging out!
QuotaBillsLost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin
A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams
I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain
Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch
I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic
Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius
The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short
All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway
Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias
Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon
I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West
Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown
Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson
The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle
My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams
No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor
I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne
Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu
Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck
Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart
Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot
I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage
There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy
The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.