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Lost Uncle

When it's safe to go fishing for a Great White Shark

Lost Uncle thanks to Darwin McKee

Dad, I think I know where Uncle Fred's been hanging out!

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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