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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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