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Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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