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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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