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Living With A Blonde

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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