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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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