The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson
Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb
Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen
At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright