The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown
Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker
If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright