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Light Beer House

How many light beers make a full house?

The ultimate beer hoarding house

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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