The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams
God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb
Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare