The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com