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Lane Closure

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Lane Closure thanks to Mike King

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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