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Lane Closure

How to enjoy holiday traffic

Lane Closure thanks to Mike King

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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