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Lane Closure thanks to Mike King

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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