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Keyboard Technology - Old Meets New

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Keyboard Technology - Old Meets New thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The QWERTY keyboard - a survivor in today’s office culture

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important part of doctrine is the first two letters. - David C. Egner

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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