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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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