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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

I would rather write 10,000 notes than a single letter of the alphabet. - Ludwig van Beethoven

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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