QuotaBillsMayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss
All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard
Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping.
- Thomas Hood
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump
Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio