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You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. - John Cage

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone