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Japanese Deck Torpedoes

Improve your deck this summer with the gift of space

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Deck Lounge Chairs in Samurai Patterns

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Lounge chair with homing instincts

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japan's folding deck-adence for quick patio storage

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

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You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. - John Cage

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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