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Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. - John Cage

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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