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Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

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Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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