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Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

Japanese Deck Torpedoes thanks to Diane Baugh

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

Storytelling is the most powerful way to put ideas into the world. - Robert McKee

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H. Comins

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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