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Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle

It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Silence is the wit of fools. - Anatole France

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Housekeeping ain't no joke. - Louisa May Alcott

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - Jean de La Bruyere

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself. If it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. - George Orwell

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer


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