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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Good taste is the enemy of comedy. - Mel Brooks

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

When the age is in, the wit is out. - William Shakespeare

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

You can't be funny if you don't have good material. - Matt LeBlanc

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. - David Hyde Pierce

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. They're not laughing now. - Bob Monkhouse

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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