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Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle

Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Wise Crack: A comedian with a PHD - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good taste is the enemy of comedy. - Mel Brooks

A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

When the age is in, the wit is out. - William Shakespeare

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

The well of true wit is truth itself. - George Meredith

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

He who laughs last didn't get the joke. - Charles de Gaulle

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Granting our wish is one of Fate's saddest jokes. - James R Lowell

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - Jean de La Bruyere

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. - David Hyde Pierce

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. They're not laughing now. - Bob Monkhouse

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. - Kurt Cobain

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer


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