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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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