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Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. - Albert Einstein

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up. - Albert Einstein

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Yes, it's absolutely true that anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - until you can learn to do it well. - Zig Ziglar

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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