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Ice Fishing in Wisconsin

'Roughing it' in a Wisconsin ice fishing shack

Ice Fishing in Wisconsin thanks to Mike King

Ice Fishing in Wisconsin thanks to Mike King

Ice Fishing in Wisconsin thanks to Mike King

Ice Fishing in Wisconsin thanks to Mike King

Ice Fishing in Wisconsin thanks to Mike King

Ice Fishing in Wisconsin thanks to Mike King

Ice Fishing in Wisconsin thanks to Mike King

Ice Fishing in Wisconsin thanks to Mike King

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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

He fishes well who uses a golden hook. - Latin Proverb

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Yard: Unit of measurement. In angling, 17 inches. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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