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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor


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