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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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