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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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