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How To Conserve Gas thanks to Mike King

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The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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