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How To Conserve Gas thanks to Mike King

Gas prices are totally out of control

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams


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