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How To Conserve Gas thanks to Mike King

Gas prices are totally out of control

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One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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