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How To Conserve Gas thanks to Mike King

Gas prices are totally out of control

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Counsel: Advice with a price tag - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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