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How Sunset Is Made

Making light of a perfect day

How Sunset Is Made thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Light years before Thomas Edison

Watt-ered down setting sun
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You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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