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How Sunset Is Made

Making light of a perfect day

How Sunset Is Made thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Light years before Thomas Edison

Watt-ered down setting sun

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's a new day. Yesterday's failure is redeemed at the sunrise. - Todd Stocker

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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