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How Sunset Is Made

Making light of a perfect day

How Sunset Is Made thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's a new day. Yesterday's failure is redeemed at the sunrise. - Todd Stocker

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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