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How Sunset Is Made

Making light of a perfect day

How Sunset Is Made thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Light years before Thomas Edison

Watt-ered down setting sun
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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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