House Appraisal

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell