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Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb
The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz
Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb
There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen
A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen
Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott
A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown
Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker
Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown
Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison
She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson
There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright