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Home In A Box thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Elevator: A metal container used to move sardines up and down. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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