QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe
I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields
Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com